Libby: Henry and Jay R getting married!
Lauren: Really? Did I miss a ruling?
Libby: No, they decided to go ahead with a commitment ceremony
Libby: A destination wedding!
Lauren: Hawaii? Provence Town? Palm Springs?
Libby: No, it’s awesome. We’re all going Glamping
Libby: Glamping! We R going 2 this awesome Glampground in Carmel, it’s like a spa with trees
Lauren: I don’t even understand what you are saying. I mean, I recognize some of the words, but they make no sense
Libby: Glamping is like glamorous camping. All the celebs are doing it. I think there was a very special Kardashian episode
Lauren: Kill me now
Libby: No, it’s going to be great. Everyone is coming!
Libby: Yeah. Granny and Grumpa
Libby: Nana and Popster
Libby: Yaya and Wayne
Lauren: Anyone under 80?
Libby: Dad, Betsy, Cliff, Eleanor
Lauren: Am I the only one who thinks it weird that our father’s girlfriend’s ex-husband has become part of our tribe?
Lauren: Anyone under 60?
Libby: Of course, Beeyatch. U R being a worm. It’s gonna be cool. Me and Kurt, the kids, Jason’s girlfriend, Eden’s Bff Kirsten
Libby: John and Melissa, their boys; Peter, Lu-Anne, the triplets; Susie and Dakota
Lauren: Fuck! Dakota is coming?
Libby: You need to get over that!
Lauren: K, who else?
Libby: Rick is going to come, but he doesn’t know if he’ll have the kids that weekend
Lauren: Our family is 2 large. Please don’t tell me we’re sharing tents
Libby: No…but, well, we might have to share privies
Libby: Yeah, you know, the loo. The head.
Libby: The bathroom, okay, we might have to share the bathroom.
Lauren: Well, why didn’t you just say so? Privy don’t make it any better!
Libby: K, gotta go, the light just turned green